CRF


	MORNING

9AM	FISHING WITH TOM'S MAGIC LURES - Angling, 1 hr. Tom Simms shows off his gigantic collection of bass lures as he attempts to catch "the biggest fish these parts have ever seen" in rural Minnesota. Particular emphasis is put on his lures reputed to have been blessed by the Pope.

11AM	PLAYING A LOW C, FLAT - The Band Scene, 1 hr. The Plowers, a 10-piece soul band, are interviewed about the possibility of a tuning note being flat. Ike Booth, the band leader, insists nobody in the group has perfect pitch, so the whole subject is pretty much moot.

	AFTERNOON

NOON	THE REAL McCOYS - Comedy, 30 min. George McMichael holds a seance in an attempt to connect to his Uncle Wally, who died before making it perfectly clear that George's wife, Flora, whould not inherit even a teeny weeny bit of the huge tire recapping operation Wally owned. The local notary is present to make the whole ceremony official.

4PM	THE TWILIGHT ZONE - Drama, 1 hr. Citizens of a rural Michigan town report seeing the devil as they look skyward. The authorities narrow the cause down to an atmospheric anomaly or, more likely, the projection onto the underside of low-level stratus clouds of an image of the collective soul of the members of the Regional Water Authority.

	EVENING

8PM	BONANZA - Drama, 1 hr. Hoss is stricken with a mysterious debilitating illness that causes him to mispronounce Chinese mens' names. Hop Sing gradually becomes extremely annoyed by being called Choy Schwing repeatedly by Hoss. In an effort to shock Hoss back into normalcy, Ben, Adam and Hop Sing slip Hoss some spicy meat, cured by stewing it overnight in what Little Joe calls "Rabbit Raisins".

	LATE

1AM	THE FLY THAT ATE BOB'S LUNCH - Docu-Drama, 3 hr. A particular fly is tracked as it visits picnics, dung heaps and screen windows. The local entomologist, played by Gene Greene, watches as the fly gorges itself on a rotten piece of fruit before it lights and deficates on Bob Hersh's picnic sandwich. Hersh is also played by Gene Greene.