GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER ARE SEATED EATING BREAKFAST.

Hey Skipper, this sure is good poi, huh?

THE SKIPPER JUST CUTS HIS EYES AT GILLIGAN AS HE CONTINUES TO EAT.

Hey Skipper, I said, this sure is good poi, huh?

Yes, Little Buddy. Now, don't talk any more until I finish eating. OK?

But Skipper, I might have to tell you something important. I might -

THE SKIPPER IS BECOMING MORE ANNOYED.

Gilligan! That's enough! Just shut up! Don't say anything until I finish! Got it?!

GILLIGAN NODS YES, FEARFULLY.

THE SKIPPER JUST THEN BITES DOWN ON SOMETHING THAT IS CLEARLY NOT POI.

OW! OUCH!

THE SKIPPER JUMPS UP AND RUNS AROUND IN AGONY, HOLDING HIS LEFT JAW.

OOOOH! OWW! OUCH! My tooth! OUCH!

GILLIGAN JUST STARES AT THE SKIPPER RUNNING FRANTICALLY ABOUT.

Skipper? Can I tell you something?

OOOOH! OWW! What? OWWW!

If you hadn't told me to shut up, I'd probably have told you about the nail you were getting ready to chomp down on. But you told me not to say anything. Right?

MR. HOWELL COME OUT OF HIS HUT, COMPLAINING ABOUT THE NOISE WHICH HAS INTERRUPTED HIS SLEEP.

Egad, men! What's all the racket about here? Is a Hahvahd man on the island?!

Very funny, Mr. Howell. The Skipper took out a tooth on a piece of iron. I would have told him about it but he had been rude to me immediately before that, so I didn't say anything.

Oh, I see Gilligan. I once pulled that on Luvey when she was getting ready to swallow a live maggot.

Hey, Mr. Howell, you're a pretty neat guy!

JUST THEN, A MAN BEARING A STRONG RESEMBLANCE TO WALLY COX ENTERS THE SCENE FROM THE RIGHT.

I'm sorry, who might you be?