CURLY IS TOSSING DOUGH HIGH IN THE AIR. ONE CHUNK OF DOUGH STICKS TO THE CEILING LEAVING HIM WONDERING WHERE IT WENT.

MOE COMES OVER.

Hey, you numbskull, what are you doing? Don't you know we ain't got time to play?

MOE SLAPS CURLY.

But Moe, I was just tossing the pizza dough up and -

SPLAT! THE CEILING DOUGH FALLS ON MOE'S HEAD.

Why you ..

Nya, ah, ah.

(Curly runs away from Moe)

MOE CHASES CURLY UNTIL MOE SLIPS AND FALLS OVER A BUCKET LARRY WAS USING TO CLEAN THE FLOOR. MOE SITS UP. THE CLEANING END OF A MOP IS ON HIS HEAD.

LARRY POINTS TO MOE.

Hey Moe, you look like Goldilocks' grandmother!

Why you, I'll moida you.

Moe, honest, I didn't mean it!

Sure kid, it could have happened to anybody.

LARRY IS AGREEING.

MOE POKES HIM IN THE EYES.

Ow! Hey, I can't see! I can't see!

What's the matter?!

(gleefully)

I've got my eyes closed!

MOE REACHES OVER AND GRABS A PIZZA KNIFE AND CUTS ONE OF LARRY'S EARS OFF.

OW! Ouch!

LARRY SITS THERE EXAMINING HIS DETACHED EAR.

Hey Curly, come here and give me a hand.

CURLY TROTS OVER TO MOE AND HOLDS OUT BOTH HANDS BEFORE HIM.

Which one? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

MOE LOOKS UP AT CURLY.

Am I going to have trouble with you too?

Hey, I didn't do anything!

That's for what you should have done.

MOE SLAPS CURLY. THEN MOE PUNCHES CURLY IN THE STOMACH AND CURLY DOUBLES OVER AT WHICH TIME MOE USES BOTH HANDS TO POP CURLY BEHIND THE NECK, CAUSING HIM TO FALL TO THE FLOOR.

Hey, Moe. Did you see this deer style cash register?

(with very disgusted look)

Deer-type cash register?

(Moe is puzzled)

Yeah, see? You open it up and put in some "doe" and pull out two bucks!!

EXTREMELY DISGUSTED, MOE LEANS OVER AND BITES CURLY'S NOSE.

OOOWWW! Ow, you broke my little bugle!

(whimpering)

Ow ... What did you do that for?

Oh, sorry kid. Think nothing of it. I thought you were somebody else!

Hey, why don't you leave him alone?!

Oh, ignorant, ay?

AS THE RUMPUS CONTINUES, CURLY ENDS UP BEING BAKED IN AN OVEN AND LARRY IS SKEWERED.