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Thursday February 1, 2024

1PM I LOVE LUCY - Comedy, 30 min.
Lucy and Ethel scheme to get their husbands to buy them mink coats.

I LOVE LUCY

"Picture This"

 

FADE IN: INT. RICARDO APT

LUCY

Hey, Ethel. Did you plant the pictures in Fred's coat?

ETHEL

I sure did. Did you plant yours in Ricky's coat?

LUCY

Oh boy, did I! When he sees me find those pictures he'll be willing to give me anything I want to shut me up.

ETHEL

Yeah. I bet Fred will get his sorry old backside down to the furrier so quick that he'll think his shoes are on fire!

THEY BOTH BELLY LAUGH.

LUCY

Uh oh, Ethel. There's something we didn't think about.

ETHEL

What's that Lucy?

LUCY

Well, when Ricky and Fred see us find the pictures of those women in their coats, what's to make them actually believe that they know them? I mean, they won't even know who those women are.

ETHEL

But that's the clever part of your scheme, isn't it? I mean it won't matter whether they know them or not, they will think we think they know them. Don't you see?

LUCY
(Lucy is pondering.)

No, no Ethel. This won't work.

ETHEL

Yes it will, Lucy. It'll work good.

LUCY

No it won't. I'm out of this one. If you want to use this half-baked scheme of mine, and call it your own, go right ahead. Like I say, I'm out!

ETHEL

Okay. I'll do just that. Do you swear that you won't come back later and claim this scheme for your own? I mean, that would be dirty pool, you know.

LUCY

Ethel, what kind of crook do you think I am?

ETHEL

Oh, the good kind, the good kind!

 

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