FADE IN: INT. RICARDO APT
LUCY
Hey, Ethel. Did you plant the pictures in Fred's coat?
ETHEL
I sure did. Did you plant yours in Ricky's coat?
LUCY
Oh boy, did I! When he sees me find those pictures he'll be
willing to give me anything I want to shut me up.
ETHEL
Yeah. I bet Fred will get his sorry old backside down to the
furrier so quick that he'll think his shoes are on fire!
THEY BOTH BELLY LAUGH.
LUCY
Uh oh, Ethel. There's something we didn't think about.
ETHEL
LUCY
Well, when Ricky and Fred see us find the pictures of those women
in their coats, what's to make them actually believe that they know
them? I mean, they won't even know who those women are.
ETHEL
But that's the clever part of your scheme, isn't it? I mean it
won't matter whether they know them or not, they will think
we think they know them. Don't you see?
LUCY
(Lucy is pondering.)
No, no Ethel. This won't work.
ETHEL
Yes it will, Lucy. It'll work good.
LUCY
No it won't. I'm out of this one. If you want to use this
half-baked scheme of mine, and call it your own, go right ahead.
Like I say, I'm out!
ETHEL
Okay. I'll do just that. Do you swear that you won't come back later
and claim this scheme for your own? I mean, that would be dirty pool,
you know.
LUCY
Ethel, what kind of crook do you think I am?
ETHEL
Oh, the good kind, the good kind!
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