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Friday February 9, 2024

NOON THE REAL McCOYS - Comedy, 30 min.
Luke McCoy pays off the sharks with the proceeds from the cash-in of Kate's double indemnity life insurance policy.

THE REAL MCCOYS

"Grampa Shark Advice"

 

FADE IN: EXT. MCCOY BARN

LUKE AND AMOS ARE DISCUSSING THE DILEMMA IN WHICH LUKE FINDS HIMSELF.

AMOS

Son, who are these sharks anyway?

LUKE

Those guys are mean Grampa. They won't let me alone.

AMOS

You want me to round up some of my boys to help you out son?

LUKE

No, Grampa. I think I know how I'm going to handle this. Kate's got an insurance policy that -

AMOS

Son, you're not going to cash that in are you?

LUKE

Look Grampa. The way I figure it, I either do that or we won't have enough dough to get you into the home - ah, I mean -

AMOS LOOKS SHOCKED.

LUKE LOOKS CAUGHT.

LUKE

Uh oh! I didn't mean to let that out! Never mind. Ah, what are we going to do with those hogs?

AMOS

Gol' durn it, son. I always knew you were going to stab me in the back. Why I ought to beat you to a pulp!

LUKE LAUGHS OUT LOUD.

LUKE

Sure! Are you kid -

AMOS HAS SCOOTED OVER TO LUKE AND GIVEN HIM SOME SORT OF FEEBLE KUNG FU WHACK.

LUKE

Ow! What the heck are you doing, Grampa?

AMOS

I'm showing you who's boss around here!

LUKE

Well, who is boss?

AMOS HAS DRAWN BACK AND PUMMELS LUKE, KNOCKING HIM COLD.

AMOS

Say what boy?

FADE OUT:

 

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