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Wednesday February 14, 2024

1PM I LOVE LUCY - Comedy, 30 min.
Ethel's conscience gets the best of her.

I LOVE LUCY

"To Tell the Truth"

 

ETHEL

Hey Lucy, do you remember that episode when we were supposed to wrap candy and the conveyor belt kept going faster and faster?

LUCY

Yeah. That was a gas. I remember that one. Yeah, I had the trots for a couple of days after we gobbled down that stuff. What about it?

ETHEL

Well, I've got a confession to make.

LUCY

What is it?

ETHEL

What?

LUCY

The confession.

ETHEL

Oh! Well, I really didn't stuff my mouth with the candy we couldn't wrap like you did. I dropped it on the floor and just poked out my cheeks a little more each time. Yeah, and I didn't get the squirts or anything like you did.

LUCY

Ethel! Why have you waited until now to tell me this?

ETHEL

I just couldn't live with myself any more. Sorry, Lucy. Sorry.

LUCY BEGINS TO LAUGH OUT LOUD.

LUCY

Ethel, what in the world makes you think that I would give a flip about that whole deal?

ETHEL

You mean you're not angry for me not getting as sick as you were?

LUCY

Get real, Ethel!

ETHEL

Ok. By the way Lucy, what's our next zany adventure going to be? Maybe another you-beg-Ricky-to-let-you-in-the-show one? Those are always hilarious. Right? Right, Lucy?

LUCY

Vivian, when Ricky and I decide on what the next script will be, we'll be sure to let you and Mr. Frawley know! Ok?

 

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