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Monday February 19, 2024

4AM SEA HUNT - Adventure, 30 min.
Lloyd Bridges as Mike Nelson gets in trouble trying to slither through a drag net.

SEA HUNT

"Taking Bad Gas"

 

FADE IN: EXT. UNDERWATER SOMEWHERE

NELSON

Hey up there! How about some more oxygen?!

BOAT GUY

Okay, okay. But I tell you Mike, we're just about out of good oxygen.

NELSON

What do you mean, good oxygen?!

BOAT GUY

I mean the fresh oxygen tank's almost empty. You told us to cut corners, so we did.

NELSON

You shorted us on oxygen? You imbeciles! What's in the other tanks?

BOAT GUY

Well, one has some compressed air from out of our shop and the other is, well, I really don't know what. We got it from Manny's Helium Works. He was tossing it out.

NELSON

You fools! Here I sit, tangled in a drag net, almost out of air, and now I find out I might not even have anything to breathe before long?!

BOAT GUY

Hey Mike. You're wasting air complaining, you know. You want we should change the air supply? Your tank's just about empty now.

NELSON

What do you think?! Of course change the supply. But don't use the one from the shop. It might have some bad vapors in it.

BOAT GUY

But Mike! The other one -

NELSON

Do it now! I'm out of air!

BOAT GUY

Okay, swap 'em boys.

THE WORKERS ON BOARD THE BOAT SWAP THE USED UP OXYGEN TANK FOR THE TANK THEY GOT FROM MANNY'S.

NELSON

Hey! Hey! What is this stuff?! Hey, I can't -

BOAT GUY

Hey Mike, what's wrong? Mike? Hey fellas, I think Mike's mad and not talking to us.

 

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