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Wednesday February 21, 2024

6:30 MARY TYLER MOORE - Comedy, 30 min.
Lou and Mary are at odds over a new assignment for Ted.

MARY TYLER MOORE

"Dissing Mary"

 

FADE IN: INT. TV NEWS WRITER'S ROOM

LOU

Now listen, Mary. I don't care how much faith you have in Baxter I do NOT want him to go undercover to get a story on that flea market everybody thinks is really a front for a high-stakes bingo operation. No! No, he can't do it!

MARY

But, Mr. Grant! Just listen to me for a second. Please?

LOU

One second. Go.

MARY

Oh thank you, Mr. Gra-

LOU

Time's up. Out! Get out, Mary. I have another meeting. Out! Shoo!

MARY'S MOUTH IS LEFT OPEN IN DISBELIEF.

LOU SHOVES MARY OUT OF HIS OFFICE, CAUSING HER TO LOSE HER BALANCE AND FALL DOWN ON THE FLOOR, KNOCKING HER HEAD ON MURRAY'S DESK.

MARY

OW! (censored) Mr. Grant! You pig!

LOU'S DOOR OPENS BACK UP A CRACK.

LOU

Did you say something, Mary?

MARY

Ah, no, Mr. Grant. I think that was one of those actors who are always typing in this office but never say anything. Yeah, it was one of those guys.

LOU

Oh.

LOU'S DOOR SHUTS.

 

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