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Monday March 4, 2024

MORNING
8AM OVER-WEIGHT WRESTLING! - Wrestling, 1 hr.
WOWF-sponsored two-man tag-team "steamroller" event featuring the past all-stars, "Boss Man" Johnson (566 lbs) and "Thud!" (975 lbs) versus "Mr. Brubaker" (883 lbs) and "Heap Big Heap" Black Crow (1230 lbs).
9AM "AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER" - Movie, 1 hr.
1959. The Bowery Boys' Huntz Hall and Leo Gorcey make their dramatic debuts and swan songs all in one movie. Uproarious sight gags ruin the romantic effects of this classic remake. Cameo by Moses Horowitz.
AFTERNOON
4PM HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN - Drama, 1 hr.
Jonathan gets the trots after being a pie judge at a county fair.

HIWAY TO HEAVEN

"The Sweet Pie and Pie"

 

JONATHAN IS LOOKING AROUND FOR THE NEAREST PORT-A-POTTY.

JONATHAN
(anxiously)

Mark, help me. Do you see one?

MARK IS PREOCCUPIED WATCHING A VIETNAMESE POT BELLY PIG RACE.

JONATHAN

MARK!

MARK

Huh?

JONATHAN

Do you see one?

MARK

One what?

JONATHAN

Toilet! Do you see a toilet?

MARK SCANS THE HORIZON FOR A PORT-A-POTTY.

JONATHAN
(anxiously)

Hurry up!

MARK

Nope, nope I don't see one, Buddy. Sorry. What's wrong? Too many prune pies?

(snickers)

MARK TURNS TO CHECK JONATHAN'S RESPONSE, BUT JONATHAN HAS TAKEN OFF FOR THE WEEDS ON THE FAIR'S OUTSKIRTS.

MARK
(loudly)

HEY JONATHAN, DON'T YOU NEED SOME TOILET PAPER?

MARK SEES A RUNNING JONATHAN TURN TO SCOWL AT HIM. JUST THEN JONATHAN TRIPS OVER A HORSE TROUGH.

MARK CATCHES UP WITH HIM TO BRING HIM THE IMPROVISED TOILET PAPER.

JONATHAN

Just for this embarrassment you've caused me I'm going back to heaven.

MARK

No, please. I'm sorry. I didn't -

JONATHAN

Too late. I'm outta here! Any parting words Mark?

MARK

You got a spare fifty for the Little Arkadella Show, buddy?

 
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