I sure do wish you could come with us, Sgt. Carter.

Yeah, me too Pyle, but I just can't leave the base right now. You understand.

I guess you have some important paperwork to do, right?

Well, not exactly.

Well then, I guess you have some important manuevers to go on, right?

Well, not exactly Pyle.

Well then, I guess you have something else important to do.

Yeah, Pyle. A real important thing.

Goliilleeeee, Sgt. What is it?

Ok, Pyle, I'll tell you. There's a rerun of Rin Tin Tin I'd just love to see this weekend. There, that's it. Happy?

Rin Tin Tin? Golllllleeeee! Maybe Luanne and I could come over to your place and watch it with you!

Now, look here Pyle. You don't seem to get it so I'll spell it out in plain English. I don't want to go with you and Luanne what's-her-name.

Poovey. Luanne Poovey.

Whatever. I'm trying to demonstrate just how much I don't want to go by saying I am going to stay here to watch some tired rerun of a dog show. Get it?

Shazam! You're a liar! And a tactless liar at that! Why Sgt. Carter I'm ashamed of you. Shame, shame shame! In fact I'm so ashamed of you I think I will shoot you.

(Carter looks confused)

Huh?

GOMER REACHES IN HIS POCKET AND PULLS OUT A WATER PISTOL.

Pyle, you fool! Hold it!! WAIT!!!

SQUIRT! SQUIRT! CARTER LOOKS AT HIS UNIFORM, WETTED PARTICULARLY IN THE CROTCH.

What's the idea? Looks like I peed in my pants!

Golllllleeeee!

Pyle, you numbskull!