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Saturday March 9, 2024


WEE HOURS
4:30 FLIPPER - Adventure, 30 min.
Flipper is called upon to save a sinking ferry boat full of Chinese tourists.

FLIPPER

"A Chink in the Dolphin Armor"

 

FLIPPER IS PLAYFULLY SWIMMING IN THE SAFETY OF HIS AQUARIUM WHEN, SUDDENLY, MR. RICKS SOUNDS THE AQUA-ALARM TO GET FLIPPER'S ATTENTION.

RICKS

Flipper! Flipper! Come up, Flipper!

FLIPPER POKES HIS SNOUT OUT OF THE WATER NEAR RICKS.

FLIPPER

ENH, ENH, ENH!

RICKS

Good dolphin! Now Flipper we've got an emergency out in the bay. A ferry boat load of Chinks is about to go down. We need you to go out there and take life preservers to each of them. Do you think you can do that?

FLIPPER

ENH, ENH, ENH!

RICKS

Does that mean "yes"?

FLIPPER

ENH, ENH, ENH!

RICKS

Okay, good fish!

FLIPPER HAS NOT UNDERSTOOD A WORD THE HUMAN HAS SAID. HE IS JUST MAKING NOISES WHICH INDICATE HOW HAPPY HE IS TO BE IN THE SAFETY OF THE AQUARIUM RATHER THAT OUT IN THE BAY WITH THE SHARKS.

RICKS OPENS THE GATE AND FLIPPER IS FLUSHED OUT INTO HOSTILE TERRITORY - THE LAST PLACE HE WANTS TO BE.

RICKS

Here, take this life preserver out to the sinking boat, about four miles out, then come back for the next one. Okay?

FLIPPER

ENH, ENH, ENH!

RICKS

Okay, good boy! Now here we go.

RICKS TOSSES FLIPPER A LIFE PRESERVER AND SOME SNACK FISH, AT WHICH TIME FLIPPER BEGINS TO PERFORM THE STANDARD TAIL-STAND DOLPHIN EXERCISE.

RICKS

No, Flipper, no. I don't want to see your tricks now. People are in trouble! Come on! You can't waste time like this.

FLIPPER

ENH, ENH, ENH!

RICKS

Take the life preserver. Go! Come on, go!

RICKS POINTS OUT TOWARD THE SINKING FERRY BOAT.

FLIPPER

ENH, ENH, ENH!

RICKS

GO ON, YOU STUPID DOLPHIN!

FLIPPER

ENH, ENH, ENH!

RICKS

OK, PORPOISE! GET GOING!

FLIPPER

ENH, ENH, ENH!

RICKS STOOPS DOWN AND SHOWS FLIPPER A PICTURE OF A COCKED SPEAR GUN.

RICKS

Now are you ready to go?

FLIPPER

ENH, ENH, ENH!

RICKS

GO! GO ON OUT THERE!

FLIPPER FINALLY GETS THE IDEA. HE HEADS OUT TO THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF THE SINKING FERRY.

RICKS

No! Wait! You forgot the life preserver!

RICKS WATCHES AS FLIPPER CONTINUES OUT OF SIGHT. HE ALSO SEES THE BOAT SLIP UNDER THE SURFACE OF THE WATER. HE MOSIES ON UP TO THE HOUSE AND GETS A COOL ONE.

 

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