CRF


	WEE HOURS

3AM	RIN TIN TIN - Adventure, 30 min. Tin gobbles down breakfast, chases a squirrel, then knocks off for the rest of the day.

4AM	FLIPPER - Adventure, 30 min. Flipper gobbles down a bucket of chum, squaks loudly, then knocks off for the rest of the day.

	MORNING

10AM	MR. ED - Comedy, 30 min. Ed eats breakfast, services Wilbur's vegetable garden, wallows in the back lot, then knocks off for the rest of the day.

	AFTERNOON

1PM	I LOVE LUCY - Comedy, 30 min. Fred and Ethel succumb to the urge to take their apartment building "condo", forcing the Ricardos into either a balloon-payment mortgage or eviction.

I LOVE LUCY

"Going Condo"

RICKY STORMS DOWN TO THE MERTZ'S APARTMENT WITH HIS CURRENT LEASE IN HAND.

RICKY

Fred! Ethel! I know you're in there! Open up!

RICKY BANGING ON THE DOOR.

RICKY

Fred! Ethel! Open this door!

RICKY SUDDENLY CHANGES HIS APPROACH.

RICKY

Ah, Fred. Fred come out, I've got tickets to the fights on Friday. Would you like to go with me?

FRED TENTATIVELY OPENS THE DOOR.

FRED

Ricky, you're not mad are you?

RICKY

Why, of course not. What makes you think I was mad?

FRED OPENS THE DOOR WIDE. RICKY LUNGES FOR HIM, MISSES AND BANGS HIS HEAD ON THE DOOR JAMB. FRED HUSTLES BACK INSIDE, CRUNCHING RICKY'S FINGERS IN THE DOOR. RICKY, MAINTAINING HIS COOL, REPEATS HIS SURREPTITIOUS OFFER.

RICKY

Ah, Fred. Fred come out, I've still got tickets to the fights on Friday. Would you like to go with me or not? I need to know.

FRED, FROM BEHIND THE DOOR.

FRED

Just slide my ticket under the door. Thanks. Bye.