CRF


	MORNING

7AM	THREE STOOGES - "THREE CHUMPS", 1937, 20 min. Moe and Curly, working as hired hands on a ranch, meet Larry who is making a delivery of cattle feed. When Larry accidentally dumps his load on Moe's car the rumpus ensues. Moe tosses a pitch fork at Larry, missing him and striking Curly in the rear end where the fork becomes lodged. Larry suggests they blast. Moe, however, favors attaching a plow horse and yanking the implement out. Both plans are scrapped when Curly dies.

	AFTERNOON

5PM	STAR TREK - Science fiction, 1 hr. Kirk shocks the Enterprise crew when he announces his intentions to waste the moon to prove his manhood to the Klingons.

	EVENING

6PM	"THE ROSS PEROT STORY" - 1993, 6 hr. Stars the Mills Brothers, the Smith Brothers, the Brothers Grimm, the Grim Reaper, "Squirt", the trained skunk, and Danny DeVito as Ross Perot.

6:30	HOGAN'S HEROES - Comedy, 30 min. The script writers are trying a new technique in an effort to jump-start the show's ratings. Early in the show Shultz is accidentally blown to bits when he steps on a mine. The plot's twist, however, occurs when, later in the half hour, Shultz is alive again as if nothing had happened. Even the other actors have apparent problems going on with the script at the point when it is noticed that Shultz has been resurrected. Expressions of incredulity by Bob Crane, in particular, are rich and will surely become classic scenes for die-hard Heroes followers.

8PM	BATTLE OF THE BANDS - Fat sound contest, 1 hr. The defending champ, The Count Basie Orchestra, versus Chad and Jeremy.

9PM	ALL IN THE FAMILY - Sitcom, 30 min. Austere times have gripped the Bunker household. Archie eavesdrops on Gloria and Edith scheming to stretch out his lunchtime sandwich spread with sawdust and cheap salad dressing.

11PM	FAT GUYS FIGHTING - Combat, 30 min. Amos Muldune, a.k.a, The Car, likely trots out his patented Backseat Chop as he faces Moe Hale, the King of his Kingdom. Hale has guaranteed he will "rip Muldune's head off" or he will surrender his Donnybrook license for "up to 1 year".