CRF


	WEE HOURS

2AM	"FORREST GUMP II" - Movie, 2 hr. 1996. Suzanne Sommers, Sebastian Cabot and introducing Ben Dover as Forrest Gump. Gump and Lt. Dan team up to challenge the world in a half-man/half-wit shrimp-catching tournament. Excessive lame nautical puns and obscure angling jokes.

5AM	BONANZA - Western, 1 hr. Hoss gets bitten by a rattlesnake while tending his prize roosters. Little Joe suspects fowl play.

	AFTERNOON

1:30	THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES - Comedy, 30 min. Grannie screws up a swimming-pool sized batch of lye soap, siphons the ruined mixture into the storm drain, gets caught doing so and has to part with a cool million to prevent an ugly court case.

	EVENING

6PM	"THE EEL AND I" - Movie, 6 hr. 1987. Bob Keeshan, Bob Newhart, Sailor Bob Fornash, Boots Randolph, Tom Poston and "Hammerhead", the trained barracuda. Divers accidentally stumble onto the haunted treasure chest of Captain "Liberace" Carter and end up being stangled by the necklaces they find.

9PM	ALL IN THE FAMILY - Sitcom, 30 min. Archie Bunker's idea to raise his own Thanksgiving turkey in the guest room goes sour when Gloria begins to treat the bird as a pet, dressing it up in her old doll clothes and reading nursery rhymes to it.

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