Sam, I don't feel so good. I think I'll call in sick today.

Ah honey, what's the matter? Impotent again?

Yes. How did you know?

Let's just say a little bird told me. Pardon the pun!

(Samantha cracks up)

Very funny! If I ever catch the person who gave me this I'm going to bust some heads!

Wait a minute, Darren. You think somebody gave you the impotence?

Certainly. I'm a real stud. You know that. If this is happening to me someone must have given it to me.

A POOF OF SMOKE RISES AND ENDORA APPEARS.

Oh, Darwin, shut up. I've vexed bigger men than you before!

(Samantha and her mother hoot!)

Sam, you mean you were in on this?

Of course not. Mother does her act solo. But I do think it's funny!

Well, see how funny you think this is!

DARREN JUMPS BACK AND PULLS A HEATER ON HIS WIFE AND HER MOTHER.

Now! How's this for funny?!

DARREN PULLS THE TRIGGER, AIMING POINT BLANK AT ENDORA.

BANG! BANG!

You mortal fool, you! "Whisika Whan, Zizika Zan, make his impotence last as long as you can!"

Sam, what's she doing?

That's ok, dear. She just put the "limp rag" curse on you.

SAMANTHA AND ENDORA GUFFAW AS THEY SNAP THEIR FINGERS, DISAPPEARING FROM SIGHT, LEAVING DARREN TO HIS TROUBLES.