Pepina? Where's El Grande?

Señor Grampa, I think he's over behind the barn. He's hiding.

Gall durn, Pepina! Hiding from what?

I don't know. I think he said something about the INS and Castro? What is INS?

Now, how should I know? I think it has something to do with taxes. Go tell him to get over here.

PEPINO JOGS OVER TO THE BARN TO GET EL GRANDE. THEY BOTH COME BACK OVER TO AMOS.

Señor Grampa, here he is.

¡Hóla, Señor!

Skip the small talk, son. Who's after you?

No hablo inglés, Señor.

Pepina, doesn't this duck speak any English?

No. El Grande only speaks in Spanish.

Pepina, ask him if he actually saw anybody after him.

PEPINO ASKS EL GRANDE THE QUESTION IN SPANISH.

He said he thinks he saw Castro the other day stalking him.

Castro? Is he kidding? What in blue blazes would Castro be doing around here? Ask him if he is paranoid.

PEPINO ASKS EL GRANDE THE QUESTION IN SPANISH.

He said he thinks so.

Ask him if he will soon enroll in Harvard.

PEPINO ASKS EL GRANDE THE QUESTION IN SPANISH.

He said he thinks so.

Pepina, tell El Grande that if he doesn't quit lying I'll call Castro personally and tell him where `Grande is. Then he will have problems!

PEPINO INFORMS EL GRANDE OF AMOS' THREAT.

He said he will cease to fabricate manifestations of his mental activity if you commit to the deletion of the pejorative comments from your future speech.

He actually said that?

Sí.

Well, I guess I could call up cousin Zeke up near D.C. and try to get him to pull a few strings.