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Tuesday March 26, 2024

NOON THE REAL McCOYS - Comedy, 30 min.
Amos has to cut Bessie the maid in for 40% when he learns she has gotten wise to his phony corn subsidy paperwork mill.

THE REAL MCCOYS

"Bessie Bests Grampa"

 

FADE IN: INT. MCCOY HOUSE

AMOS

Gall durn it Bessie. Why couldn't you mind your own business!?

BESSIE

Why Mr. McCoy! Such language! I only peeped in your financial records to see when your last taxes were paid, trying to help you out. I didn't mean to see the other stuff.

AMOS

Why I ought to make salad out of you, you old bag!

BESSIE

Old Bag?! Just for that, I want 50% or I go to the feds!

AMOS

30%. Absolutely no more!

BESSIE

40%.

AMOS

Done!

BESSIE

So, why did you add the, 'abslutely no more' part?

AMOS

Don't press your luck, Bessie.

 
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