CRF


	EVENING

7PM	BATTLE OF THE BANDS - Fat sound contest, 1 hr. The defending champs, the Count Basie Orchestra, is caught shorthanded due to a union strike but still manages to blow away the challengers from England, Chad and Jeremy.

8PM	RODAN V. GODZILLA'S COLLECTIVE PROGENY - Horror movie, 30 min. Rodan sees the opportunity to secure the title of, "Most Feared Japanese-Originated Creature that Looks Kind of Real".

9:30	*MASH - Comedy, 30 min.** Col. Potter learns his pension has been lost in a bureaucratic snafu. Hawkeye is duped by a local kid into believing his tent has been infested with "asian fleas".

10:30	MARY TYLER MOORE - Comedy, 30 min. Mary and Murray scheme to replace Lou's colesterol-laden bag lunch with a lovely poultry croissant.

11PM	BATTLE OF THE BANDS - Funky sound contest, 1 hr. An all-funk event tonight as the defending champion, The Tower of Power, takes on the Wandering Cornet Tooters, from Ireland.

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