THE PROFESSOR HAS ARRIVED AFTER BEEING SUMMONED BY THE SKIPPER WHO HAS NOTICED GILLIGAN ACTING GOOFY.

Hey, Gilligan, how late did you stay up last night?

What?

I said, how late did you stay up last night?

I don't know. The clock you made from a coconut stopped last month.

See, Professor!

See what?

(dumfounded look on the Professor's face)

Gilligan is not the same!

Skipper, who told you? Was it the mirror image of God or that other fellow?

(dumfounded, to the Skipper)

What is he talking about?

(to Gilligan)

Gilligan, the Professor is trying to help you get back to your old self. That's all.

Where is my old self? Huh? Anyway, I am not interested.

(beat)

I have seen the other side, Skipper. I like it there. Ah, here.

Professor, can you help my little buddy? He seems awful confused.

THE PROFESSOR PONDERS THE SKIPPER'S REQUEST.

Well, the only hope I see is for us to try to shock Gilligan out of his current state and hope he lands back on our planet.

But, how can we do it?

I need several coconuts and a can of bug spray. Did we salvage any spray from the Minnow wreckage?

(the Skipper had been preoccupied watching Mary Ann through the weeds.)

Yeah. Sure. Huh?

Skipper!? Can you find some old bug spray? And bring me some coconuts. And a knife.

The kind of spray that kills old bugs or a can that is old that will presumably kill current bugs?

(looks right at the camera)

(beat)

(then looks at the Skipper)

Skipper! Do you want the old Gilligan back or not?!

But Professor, I don't think that Gilligan was that old to start with.

(THE PROFESSOR JUST WALKS OFF.)

Professor, are you gonna get the coconuts?

JUST THEN, A MAN BEARING A STRONG RESEMBLANCE TO WALLY COX ENTERS THE SCENE FROM THE LEFT.

I'm sorry, who might you be?