You see boys and girls, type of skin is important because of much time to soften. If use deer skin then same process take twice long.

IVAN LOOKS UP FOR THE CAMERA AND SEES HIS FRIEND KARL COMING UP TO HIS FRONT DOOR. THERE IS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.

Go away! We don't want any!

IVAN LAUGHS HEARTILY AT THAT MOMENT OF LEVITY AS HE WALKS OVER TO THE DOOR TO OPEN IT AND LET HIS FRIEND IN.

Well, old comrade, do you pay visit to help Ivan tan goat hide?

Well, I just came over to say 'Goodbye'. I have to leave and just wanted to give you something. I have noticed that you have admired my gold watch for long time. I think I might give it to you.

Might?

Yes. We must get approval from the party official.

But, comrade, where are you going?

I'm going to try to start my own kid show, like yours. The state granted me the time slot to try to produce a show very much like yours. We won't bother skinning dead animals though. We'll just do it while they are alive.

Cruelski!

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