CRF


9AM	CHEERS - Comedy, 30 min. Cliff and Norm speculate on the size of Rebecca's brain. Sam suggests a particular size, but is scoffed at for not considering the known human brain density when he offers inconsistent measures of weight and volume.

	AFTERNOON

1PM	I LOVE LUCY - Comedy, 30 min. After witnessing a hit Lucy and Ethel turn state's evidence on a mobster living in their building. Coincidently, Ricky "slips" and bangs up both knees.

1:30	THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES - Comedy, 30 min. Jed and Jethro get in a fist fight during an argument speculating as to the accounting scheme Mr. Drysdale uses to figure their net assets.

THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES

"Accounting Wars"

JETHRO SLUGS JED. JED STRIKES BACK, TOSSING A BALE OF HAY AT JETHRO, WHO DUCKS, ALLOWING THE BALE TO HIT GRANNIE AND KNOCK HER OFF HER FEET.

JED

Jethro, I said that Mr. Drysdale uses the zero-sum approach! If you think otherwise, you ain't got a hair!

JETHRO

What could you possibly know about the 'zero sum' method?! You old coot!

JETHRO THROWS A LARGE ROCK A JED, STRIKING HIM IN THE SHOULDER.

JED

Ouch! Why you punk! I oughta beat you to a pulp!

JED PICKS UP A STICK AND COMES AT JETHRO, SWINGING THE STICK FROM SIDE TO SIDE, HOPING TO HIT JETHRO IN THE HEAD.

JETHRO

Uncle Jed, you'll have to get up a lot earlier in the morning to be able to beat me! That stick doesn't scare me!

JED'S STICK LANDS, KNOCKING JETHRO COLD.

JED

Boy, you ought to know, I got up about 4 AM !