Yeah, Bob. You get yourself one of those Japanese kids and you'll never have to clean again. Or an Italian kid. Those little guys can really cook! Um! I can see the Lasagna now!

George, what's the sudden interest in our adopting a kid?

JUST THEN, LARRY, DARYL AND DARYL OPEN THE FRONT DOOR AND WALK OVER TO WHERE BOB AND GEORGE ARE HAVING THEIR DISCUSSION.

Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother, Daryl. And my other brother, Daryl.

EVERYONE PAUSES FOR OBLIGATORY APPLAUSE.

Mr. Loudon, I heard you were looking for a kid to adopt. We come to offer you three for the price of one. Well, what do you say?

Now, hold it! All of you! Nobody said Joanna and I were interested in adopting anybody! That is the most absurd idea I have ever heard!

Then why did you spread the word that you two were looking for a kid to call you own?

Yeah. Why did you do that, Bob?

BOB TURNS AND GIVES GEORGE A BLANK STARE.

George, you're fired. And Larry, you and your moron brothers better be out of here in one minute or I'm going to sick my guard dog on you. Now, SCRAM!

Boy, are you going to make a mean daddy!

(beat)

What dog? I ain't seen a dog around --

BOB PRESSES A BUTTON ON HIS DESK, OPENING A SLOT IN THE WALL FROM WHICH A FEROCIOUS DOG COMES CHARGING TOWARD HIS UNWELCOMED VISITORS.

Ah, Joanna, what's for lunch?