CRF


	MORNING

7AM	LIVE PIG WRESTLING - Multi-creature Rodeo, tape delay, 1 hr. The Ester City, IA local fair pig wrestling championship's Jr. High class competition. Bobby "The Swine Bender" Johnson locks horns with his cross-county rival "Ump". Watch for Ump's patented sissors take-down.

9AM	NATIONAL SPELLING BEE - Spelling competition, 4 hr. Two hundred and fifty six finalists from around the U.S. compete to win the coveted title of Bee Queen/King. An extrenely slow beginning accelerates when recondite would be a tame naming of the word categories used to weed the contestants.

	EVENING

8PM	MOSES V. SAMPSON - Religious/Horror movie, 30 min. Moses tricks Sampson into pulling down his own stone temple, thus causing terminal head injuries to the giant man.

9:30	MY THREE SONS - Comedy, 30 min. Steve Douglas misplaces his favorite meerschaum pipe and has Robbie try to carve another one out of Bub's prized elephant tusk.

10:30	MY MOTHER THE CAR - Comedy, 30 min. Crabtree forgets to refil the crankcase during an oil change and his mother throws a rod and has to be put down.

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