CRF


	MORNING

9AM	GENERAL KANGAROO - Kid's show, 2 hr. The Captain has been promoted, bypassing the Colonel rank, and has turned into a tow-the-line prick. Bunny Rabbit is ordered to wear the uniform of the day - or else!

	EVENING

8PM	MY LEFT FOOT, OR LACK THEREOF - Drama movie, 3 hr. Salt-and-pepper-Beard, a middle-aged fresh-water pirate, tries to interest townsfolk in listening to the story of his termite-inhabited peg leg.

9:30	STAR TREK - Drama, 1 hr. Captain Kirk craves a floopo sandwich from Beta-39 and diverts the Enterprise to that planet based on a bogus blown-shock issue.

10:30	OVERWEIGHT WRESTLING - Sports, 30 min. Tiny McGill, 830 lbs, takes on "Large", 774 lbs. First man to hoist the other off the ring floor instantly wins.

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