CRF


	MORNING

10AM	TWO MULES FOR BROTHER BOBBY - Western, 3 hr. A parody of a Clint Eastwood flick which turns the tables on good-guy/bad-guy roles when each of the mules can talk and think for themselves and plans its own way forward, ignoring the human actors' dialog.

	AFTERNOON

2PM	TWO MULES FOR SISTER BERTHA - Western, 3 hr. Another parody of a Clint Eastwood flick. Sister Bertha turns out to not be a nun and the mules turn out to be just long-eared horses. Watch for a cameo by Hugh Brannum as the zany bunny rabbit hunter, Mr. Gene Green.

	EVENING

10PM	GUNSMOKE - Western, 1 hr. Doc and Kitty scheme to corner the market on both infecting then curing townfolk of wild-west social diseases.

GUNSMOKE

"Doc and Kitty Make Plans"

INT DOC'S OFFICE - DAY

DOC

OK, Kitty, here is how I see it. Your girls provide their service to a young man. We wait until the mean incubation perdiod for possible contracted diseases has passed, then you suggest he visit the Dr - me - and I overcharge him for a sugar-pill placebo. I am done bartering for chickens and such. Cash only. We split the profits, 50-50.

KITTY

Sounds about right.

(thinking)

But, shouldn't the guy need to start to actually feel a little odd before I point them at you?

DOC

(thinking, rubbing chin whiskers)

Hmm. You might have something there.

KITTY

You fool! You didn't think this scheme out far enough!

KITTY STORMS OUT OF DOOR.

DOC

Hey! Kitty! Come back! We aren't through!

DOC SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF.