GILLIGAN HAS ACCIDENTALLY STUMBLED INTO A DEEP HOLE AND IS TRYING TO GET HELP.

Help! Help!

JUST THEN, GINGER WALKS PAST THE HOLE ENTRANCE.

Gilligan! Is that you? Skipper?

Help! Get me out of here!

(not knowing where the sound is coming from)

Who is talking? Skipper? Is that you? Where are you?

Help! I am down here!

Who is there?

(looking around)

Where are you?

I am in a hole! Help!

Hey, quit yelling Help! I hear you already.

(looking around)

But, where are you?

Down here! In a hole! It's cramped and wet down here! Get me out! There's something oozing down here!

I don't see any hole!

(realizing what time it is)

Ooh! Ooh! I've got to get over to Mary Ann's hut. She's going to show me how to do the Mashed Potato dance.

Has that tune and dance even come out yet?

I said, I have to go.

GINGER RUNS OFF.

Ginger? I said, has that tune even come out yet?

(beat)

Ginger?

(to the Professor)

Professor, have you seen Gilligan? I need him to help me apply those new boat hull patches you made last week.

No, Skip-

JUST THEN, A MAN BEARING A STRONG RESEMBLANCE TO WALLY COX ENTERS THE SCENE FROM THE RIGHT.

I'm sorry, who might you be?