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MORNING
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8:30
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RODAN IS GROUNDED
- Horror, 4 hr.
The classic Japanese monster, Rodan, has a bum right wing and must
start terrorizing Asian populations by moving about
flighlessly, stomping whole infrastructures,
including highways, bridges, dams and KFC stores.
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9AM
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DRAGNET
- Drama, 30 min.
Friday is caught overdramatizing a dull 10-45 situation.
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AFTERNOON
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2:30
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HAWAII FIVE-0
- Drama, 1 hr.
McGarrett realizes his IRA has been invested in a losing mutual fund.
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HAWAII FIVE-0
"Sinking Fund"
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FADE IN:
INT. MCGARRETT'S OFFICE
MCGARRETT
Danno, I just realized that my savings in the IRA plan are in the wrong funds!
DANNO
MCGARRETT
I said, I just realized that my savings in the IRA plan are in the wrong funds!
I am making absolutely no progress toward a fat retirement check!
DANNO
MCGARRETT
(getting mad)
Are you listening, Danno? You know, you're money might be losing ground also!
DANNO
I'm not too worried. I went with the big boys back on the mainland years ago.
MCGARRETT'S MOUTH FLIES OPEN IN SHOCK.
MCGARRETT
Whaaaaatt!? You didn't say a thing about this to me. What the ... ?
DANNO
Stevie - may I call you Stevie? - I thought you found out the investments
in the "Rock My Soul" mutual fund were losers when everyone else did. 10 years
ago, or more.
MCGARRETT
(looking helpless)
I am RUINED! I'l be working 'til I am 95 to recoup the dough.
DANNO
That's a tough break, man. Let me know how that works out for you.
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The material published herein is intended to be
satire, parody and/or just preposterously ridiculous.
The resemblance between any fictitious and real person,
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