THE PROFESSOR HAS ARRIVED AFTER BEEING SUMMONED BY THE SKIPPER.

Well, Professor, what's up?

What? You called me! Remember? What do you want?

THE SKIPPER HAS DETECTED A HORRIBLE CASE OF THE GOATS.

(sniffing the air)

Ugh! What's that stink?

I don't smell any B.O.

Hey, how did you know I had smelled B.O.?

Just a guess.

A lucky guess!

(waving his arms in the air to fan the odor)

Man, you stink!

I can explain. See, I was -

Hey, back off, Stinky. Man, that's strong!

THE PROFESSOR STEPS BACK.

As I was trying to say, I am conducting an experiment to see which form of wild berry mixture, etc has the most potential to quell the human's natural odors. This one obviously was completely ineffective.

You think?! Back to the drawing board, huh, Professor? Is that right Professor? Huh?

(gives a dissatisfied expression to Skipper for the patronization but moves on)

Next I will try a mixture of crab renderings and the squeezings from the vine we swing on at the lagoon.

Wait a second! You're not going to destroy our swimming hole vine, are you?

Skipper, do you want to swing or not stink?

But, I don't stink now. How do you figure that happens?

I can't let reality get in the way of sci- ...

JUST THEN, A MAN BEARING A STRONG RESEMBLANCE TO WALLY COX ENTERS THE SCENE FROM THE LEFT.

I'm sorry, who might you be?