CRF


	MORNING

7AM	*MASH - Comedy, 30 min.** Hawkeye has tired of his moniker and has the camp help him decide on a new one. The choices are, (1)Eagle-Eye, (2)Sir Surgery, (3)Dr. Feelgood, or (4)Anti-Goober, man about town.

9AM	MOTHRA V. The Pep Boys - Horror movie, 1 hr. Mothra convinces the local auto fix-it shop to reduce their prices temporarily to try to squeeze the Pep Boys franchises out of business. Look for Manny roping Mothra like a rodeo steer.

	EVENING

8:30	MARY TYLER MOORE - Comedy, 30 min. Mary and Rhoda worry that the shelf-life of the Mickey they slipped an annoying neighbor had been exceeded.

10PM	THE GRAY AREA - War Stories, 2 hr. During the Civil War the Confederate army while marching through western North Carolina has encroached on Indian lands. The soldiers are penalized via tolls each time they march through. General Beauregard Finster tries to convince Chief Wild-Swine that his army is immune to the tolls being demanded. Wild-Swine makes the argument the army is like ants on a picnic mission, and thus should be slowed down, or at least made to regret their path. Very true to historical facts. Riveting.

The material published herein is intended to be satire, parody and/or just preposterously ridiculous. The resemblance between any fictitious and real person, place or thing without satirical intent is purely coincidental.