Well, "real and odd" is one way to describe this film. Real, because of the actual, albeit depressing, footage from a Detroit Welfare office - I think - and odd, because there is no plot whatsoever.

The idea that the same man could father four children who are almost exactly the same age is possible, I guess, but likely?

Yeah, what is this film? A lesson in morality or a story of a "Johnny-Appleseed of sperm"?

I did like it when the four women were all trying to plead, simultaneously, to the welfare people to make the guy pay them back child support.

When a couple of the women yelled out to their children, "Your daddy is over there!", as the man was being hauled in by the cops in association with yet another paternity issue, I began to see the point of this plotless film.

What was it? The point, I mean.

We are all victims of the bureaucracy. We are all fallible.

Well, this guy is not a victim. He's just someone who means to increase the population.

Don't you think that is too harsh?

Hey, what's gotten into you? You becoming one of "them"?

Why can't you see this is a, "but by the grace of God go I" tale?

I see it rather as a, "better thee than me" tale.

To tell you the truth, I almost puked when the lady trying to mediate the hubbub became preoccupied picking her nose.

I missed that part.

It was right after the father guy pulled a knife and had to be subdued.

Well, I still say this is an important film for anyone to see and try to understand.

(disbelieving what he is hearing)

I am going to have to think real hard about continuing to be your partner here. You have flipped, Peabody. Flipped!

(laughing)

Gotcha! You thought I was serious?

This is, by far, the worst film we have had to review. I am sorry I even watched as much of it as I did.

Well, that's more like it. What's up next time?

I believe it is a movie about the Titanic. Yeah, "Oh, Why Did I Buy a Ticket for that Boat!".

Until next time.