CRF


	MORNING

9AM	BUNNYS FOR EVERYONE! - Live,Kids, 4 hr. Gene Greene donates his time to distribute (1) live, full-grown bunny rabbits to hospitalized kids in need and, (2) care-taking instructional pamphlets and necessary pen dimensions to their parents or guardians.

	AFTERNOON

1PM	BONANZA - Western, 1 hr. Brought about by his careless handling of cattle registration paperwork, Hoss has had inflicted upon him the curse of bad credit, making him unable to conduct business on behalf of his father's vast empire. Little Joe is caught dealing from the bottom of the deck, so to speak, when acting as the local arbiter in the parceling out Chinese ex-railroad workers as ranch help. As this episode ends with five minutes of air time remaining, a bonus segment is included with Hop Sing being interviewed about his experiences working in a Hong Kong laundry.

	EVENING

10PM	GUNSMOKE - Western, 1 hr. Doc discovers a way to determine the gender of unborn horses. In an unrelated manner, Quint is spotted in town without his rug on right and is treated as a complete stranger.

GUNSMOKE

"Doc, the Vet"

INT DOC'S OFFICE - DAY

DOC IS EXPLAINING TO BLACKSMITH QUINT ASPER HIS NEW-FOUND GIFT OF UNBORN EQUINE GENDER DETERMINATION.

DOC

I didn't even know I had this power, Quint. It just hit me one day.

QUINT

How did you even know you had the power?

DOC

You ought to remember.

QUINT

Huh?

DOC

I was over at your shop when that mare was about to give birth.

QUINT

Oh, yeah.

DOC

'member, I said, "Hey, I bet that colt is a male."

And, it was! How did I know?

QUINT

Seems like a 50-50 guess to me. Anybody could have done the same.

DOC

No! Don't you see? If I had not have guessed a male, it could have been either gender!

QUINT

What?

Doc, I think you're giving yourself too much credit. You don't have any special power!

DOC

Yes I do!

QUINT

You trying to tell me that if, on that day, you had guessed a female, then the animal that was actually born that day, and which was a male, would have been a female.

DOC

Yes! That's precisely what I am telling you.

QUINT

I think you're full of it, Doc. I say again, anybody could have done what you did.

DOC

Quint, I thought that you, of all other townsfolk, being an animal person yourself, would have appreciated what I have shared with you. But, I see I was wrong.

QUINT

(realizing the morning is slipping away)

Well, I have to get back to work.

Later, Doc.

QUINT PREPARES TO LEAVE DOC'S OFFICE.

DOC

Ah, Quint, please don't tell anyone about my newfound power. I want to try to figure out a way to cash in on it.

QUINT JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF, LEAVING HIS RUG IN A SKEWED ORIENTATION.