CRF


	MORNING

9AM	BUGS BUNNY - Cartoons, 1 hr. Bugs tricks Elmer Fudd into handing over his 401K and enrolling an additional entity, namely Bugs, in his large irrevocable trust. Daffy Duck and Porky Pig sleep through World War II.

	AFTERNOON

4PM	CARTOON RAMPAGE - Kids, 2 hr. The Flintstones are stuck in a time warp and pop out in a Kirward Derby episode of Bullwinkle. They are disrespected, become depressed and slither off to oblivion.

	EVENING

8PM	MEN ON SATURN - Movie, 3 hr. Astronauts blame each other for the poor navigation that causes them to set down on Saturn instead of the Moon. The fact that the trip took 4 years versus 2 days didn't cause any alarm in NASA quarters as the differences seen were deemed by many in the agency to be "close enough for government work".

9:30	STAR TREK - Drama, 1 hr. Spock attempts a mind meld with a beamed-up show girl from Beta-17 in order to learn the secret handshake to the club where she works. Kirk excoriates Mr. Spock for not realizing they already can beam into the club, bypassing the front door ediquette.

10:30	OVERWEIGHT WRESTLING - Sports, 30 min. "The Weight", 1129 lbs, takes on Bill "X-Large" Small, 1003 lbs. The first man to stand erect under his own power wins.

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