THE CAPTAIN MAKES A SHIP-WIDE ANNOUNCEMENT

Now hear this. This is the Captain speaking. We have been given important new orders to orbit planet 711 for the next 2 weeks. We must all be vigilant. Let the eyes of vigilance never be closed. The corruption of the best things gives rise to the worst. When good people in any situation cease their vigilance and struggle, then evil men prevail. That is all.

KIRK LOOKS AROUND THE BRIDGE PROUDLY.

Captain, I must say, it seems you have become carried away with vigilance.

Mr. Spock, I intend to obey our orders! We must do our best to defend 711 against all alien life forms or other loitering beings.

Why is there an issue on 711?

Mr. Spock, I am not pretending to know what this all about, but I am going to make sure nothing goes sideways down there. We WILL obey our orders!

We must begin to post guards on the surface at the hearts of population.

THE CAPTAIN MAKES ANOTHER SHIP-WIDE ANNOUNCEMENT

Now hears this. Starting immediately, we will begin to accept volunteers for guard duty on 711. Please see Mr. Spock to sign up. That is all. Again.

Am I supposed to vet the volunteers? And, what are the needed qualifications?

Mr. Spock. If they volunteer, they are qualified. Besides, I hear that the benefits of being on 711 include being able to partake of their delicacies.

Delicacies? I don't believe I am familiar with those.

Big Gulps, Big Bites and, most importantly, Slurpees. Never underestimate the 711 goodies, Mr. Spock.

In fact, put my name first on the volunteer list. I have talked myself into being hungry and somewhat thirsty.

Hmmm. I, too, am in need of nourishment. Perhaps I ought to have one of those Bite units beamed up as soon as possible.

When I get there, I will first look around for loiterers, next, satiate myself and, then, secure your Bite.

And, Captain, if they have some of that sauce from Planet Pl43, please apply a generous portion to the Bite before beaming it up.

Will do.