EVERYONE IS ARRIVING IN THE CHIEF'S OFFICE FOR A CALLED MEETING.

OK, let's calm down, everyone.

I called this emergency meeting because it has come to my attention that our old friend Wo Fat is no longer incarcerated and has been overheard saying he will, and I quote, "burn our Police force to the ground" for what we did to him.

What we "did" to him was get him convicted for murder and stealing state secrets.

But, since he aims to get revenge right here, and soon, presumably, we need to talk about the preparations we might need to make to alay his plans.

What does "alay" mean?

To kill his plans, Danno.

What plans?

(getting mad)

Are you listening, people? Mr. Wo Fat is capable of instituting various forms of mayhem here. We've seen it happen before.

Mayhem?

(getting more upset)

Yes, Kono, mayhem, with a capital May!

(McGarrett does a "duh" to Kono)

Steve, Wo Fat has been out of circulation for, how many years has it been? About 20? Even though he was a formidable opponent, he's probably too old now to affect much mayhem. Maybe tossing his old Depends at passersby? Or is it, passerbys?

ALL PRESENT, CHUCKLE.

I'm glad you people find this funny.

(looking hard at Danno)

Danno, where is your policing spirit? Don't you want, like I do, to be able to get that Fat guy - not casting aspersions on a person's size, Kono - once and for all?

But Steve, if Wo Fat has been in jail for 20 years - longer than this show has been running, by the way - shouldn't we also be getting too old to put up much of a fight?

Yes. Our show. Our TV show. Starring me! And, co-starring you and the guys.

Well said, Danno. And, while you're at it, book 'em!

AUDIENCE MEMBERS LOOK AT EACH OTHER, ASTOUNDED.

DANNO MOTIONS TO A NURSE CREW TO ROLL UP THE CHAIR.

TWO MALE NURSES HELP MCGARRET INTO A WHEELCHAIR AND THEN PUSH HIM OUT OF THE ROOM.

THE GATHERED STAFF ARE CONFUSED.

(to all remaining)

Now, I know that what I just did may have seemed a bit cruel, to have our former leader carted out in, well, a subhuman manner. But, here's the deal:

DANNO REACHES UP AND PULLS OF HIS MASK AND REVEALS HE IS REALLY A SLIMMED-DOWN WO FAT.

THE AUDIENCE GASPS.

So, my American friends. Looks like Mr. Fat has had the last word here. Your former boss, Steve McGarrett, is, as we speak, rolling down the Kalui Water Slide for the last time!

Where's the real Danno, Fat?

WO FAT SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS.