CRF


	REAL EARLY

2AM	"The Stagecoach is Late - Again!" - Movie, 2 hr. This cerebral western delves into the scheduling of passenger and freight shipments using the 1880's preferred method of transportation. A statistical model, adapted from near-simultaneous work on European railroad grade algorithm development, is successfully brought to bear employing a single-value decomposition error analysis over the more conventional Fourier approach. Riveting!

	AFTERNOON

4PM	BOZO DeWALT - Children's Show, 3 hr An erstwhile circus clown dabbles in mime for the enjoyment of his gathered gang of young 'uns. Things go south, however, when a union representative shows up to review DeWalt's credentials, finds them lacking and rather violently ushers him off stage.

	EVENING

10PM	B-Movie Critique - Talk, 1 hr Junior Peabody and Joe-Bob Lewellyn discuss and analyze "The Stagecoach is Late - Again!".

B-MOVIE CRITIQUE

The Stagecoach is Late - Again!

PEABODY

They call this a "western". I didn't see one gunfight, one cattle round-up or one saloon. Or even one rattlesnake!

LEWELLYN

We both know this was really a math lesson, masquerading as a folk tale.

PEABODY

Folk tale?!

LEWELLYN

Yeah. The western clothes, the dusty trail, the horses. You know.

PEABODY

I tell you, the whole plot left me behind when they started to detail the nonparametric inferences associated with the schedule errors.

LEWELLYN

But, aside from that small detail, you have to admit it was definitely a folk tale.

PEABODY

I do?

Anyway, the math got boring and I didn't learn anything! I kept looking for a marshal or deputy, or simply a gun. Nothing!

LEWELLYN

Why did they even make this movie?!

PEABODY

Let's pretend we didn't even waste our time watching this loser.

LEWELLYN

I don't need to pretend. I really didn't watch it!

PEABODY

But, you knew stuff about what was in the movie. How, if you didn't even watch it?

LEWELLYN

So what! Maybe I guessed.

PEABODY

You mean, you peeked, right?

LEWELLYN

Maybe a little.

(beat)

Well, anyway, I've been jacked ever since I learned about our next flick to review: "Layman Beware".

PEABODY

You say, "Layman"?

LEWELLYN

Yeah, I did.

PEABODY

(shaking his head)

Sounds like a real loser to me.

And, "Jacked"?

LEWELLYN

I guess we'll see.