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MORNING
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9AM
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MITE-WEIGHT FEMALE WRESTLING
- Sports, 30 min.
"Only Skin and Bones" Fwortz, 63 lbs, takes on "Wee", 59 lbs. First contestant
to, with no mechanical aid(s), stand erect for more than 8 minutes wins.
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10:30
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HAZEL
- Sitcom, 30 min.
Hazel is talked into sneaking out during working hours to clean other
houses, effectively making time and a half. The withholding tax trail finally
catches up with her, big time!
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AFTERNOON
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5PM
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THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW
- Comedy, 30 min.
Opie drops a large sum of money on a forged-signature, Carolina Ducks souvenier baseball.
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THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW
"Babe" WHO?
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FADE IN: TAYLOR HOUSE
ANDY NOTICES OPIE SITTING EXTRA QUIETLY ON THE SOFA.
ANDY
OPIE
ANDY
'Bound to be something. Someone slug you in school today?
OPIE
Well, I used all the money I had, from your jail petty cash jar, to buy a baseball
that was supposed to have been
signed by a lot of the Carolina Ducks players. But, today Johnny Smith said all of
the signatures are fakes!
ANDY
Can I see the baseball?
And, did you say the jail petty cash jar? That had oh, about, $450 in it!
OPIE
(looks caught)
Otis said it was OK. Honest.
OPIE QUICKLY RUNS AND GETS HIS BASEBALL FROM HIS ROOM AND HANDS IT TO HIS FATHER.
ANDY
Well, let's see ... I see Babe Somebody, Whitey Somebody, and someone named -
I can't quite read it - is it Moe?, DiMaggio.
Opie, I don't think any of these guys are on the Ducks.
OPIE
ANDY
Ah, is there any way you can get your money back?
OPIE
You mean your money?
And, no.
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The material published herein is intended to be
satire, parody and/or just preposterously ridiculous.
The resemblance between any fictitious and real person,
place or thing without satirical intent is purely
coincidental.
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