THE YEARLY AWARDS HAVE JUST BEEN HANDED OUT AND THE ENTERTAINMENT PORTION OF THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

Well, folks, everyone enjoying themselves?!

We have a real treat now. Our own Danny Williams is going to tell us all why being a police officer is such a worthwhile occupation.

Take it away Danno!

DANNY WILLIAMS COMES TO CENTER STAGE AMIDST THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE.

OK! Thank you, Johnny. How is everyone?!

Hey! What do a police officer and a DJ have in common? --- They both ask people to put their hands up!

A SMATTERING OF LAUGHTER. MCGARRETT IS LOOKING EXPECTANTLY AT DANNO.

Alright! Thank you! Hey, a drunk wakes up in jail. "Why am I here, officer?" --- "For drinking", replies the officer. "Great", says the man. "When do we start?"

THE ONLY SOUND IS THE CLINKING OF SERVERS COLLECTING EMPTY GLASSES.

MCGARRETT IS FEELING HIS LIEUTENANT SWEATING.

OTHER POLICE OFFICERS ARE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER BLANKLY.

Hey, now! Here's a good one. A Hilo cop ask a motorist, "Why did you park here?" (Are you ready for this?!) --- The motorist said, "The sign says, 'Fine for parking' "!

A SMATTERING OF BOOS CAN BE HEARD. PEOPLE BEGIN TO WALK OUT.

THE EMCEE RUSHES BACK ON STAGE TO END THIS DISASTER.

OK, folks, that was Danny Williams! You can catch his full act at the Blue Wave on Front St. every Friday and Saturday through June.

DANNO, CONFUSED AT THE BRUSK END TO HIS SHOW, GRABS THE MIKE AND SQUEEZES IN ONE MORE JOKE.

(while being escorted off stage)

Did you hear about the Hilo cop they caught sleeping on the job? ... He was undercover!

DANNO FINALLY IS OFF THE STAGE AND IS MET BY A SYMPATHETIC MCGARRETT.

So, Danno... how long you been weekend double-dipping on me?

Did you think my stuff was killer?

No, Danno. No, I didn't. You laid a huge egg, so to speak.

But, you're no real judge of this type of talent, right?