Gump, what did you want to talk to me about?

Lt. Dan, I know I am not a smart man, but don't we have a little too much of our enterprise hitched to the shrimp wagon?

Gump, are you finally showing some signs of having a brain?

You know, they said the same thing about Joe Cobb, of the Our Gang films.

Who?

Joe Cobb. The fat boy from the Our Gang show.

I still don't know who you are talking about, Gump.

You know. Farina, Weezer, Pete and Joe? Joe??

Nah. Hothing.

Listen, regardless of the Our Gang stuff, did you have any particular thoughts on diversification?

On what?

Diversification.

What's that? Is that like a box of ch -

NO! NOT like chocolates, at all!

Look, let's just pretend that this conversation didn't happen, shall we?

Lt. Dan, you think I don't have sense enough to pour it out of a boot, right?

Hey, I've never heard you use such colloquial language, Gump. Purely demotic.

Lt. Dan, you think you could teach me a lot more of the English language?

Probably not.