CRF


	EARLY

4AM	THE SECOND COMING - Evangelism, 2 hr. Rev. Skeegie Loving introduces Dr. Finster, a preacher who Loving believes could be the second coming. Dr. Finster is often associated with the now famous "miracles of St. Louis", in which he causes visitors to the Gateway Arch to see, from the top windows, clouds in the shapes of at least 7 of the Apostles.

	MORNING

7AM	LET'S BREAK SOME EGGS - Kitchen Cookin', 1 hr. Donna Smith uses a dozen eggs, raw dough with special secret "cookin' juice", and an oven at 450 degrees to make a pastry that is ripe enough, as she says it, "to give the Pillsbury Doughboy the trots".

	AFTERNOON

4PM	JUDGING SOIL - Farm Talk, 2 hr. Sven O'Day reviews various grades of Idaho soil and talks to Pete Hall, local extension agent, about the reasons each can support, or not support, the growth of the hybrid, Tater King russets.

	EVENING

11PM	TRAP TALK - Trapping Rhetoric, 2 hr. Don Smithers and his brother Ralph review video of amateur trappers in action and point out the flaws in their techniques. As a special treat, Ralph provides the world's first view of his automatic trap de-baiter device. Not to be outdone, Don reveals the previously held secret spelling out the five brands of potted meat that must never taint a bear trap.

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