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2AM
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The Hagars of Fox Mountain
- Movie, 2 hr.
Twins in a poor mountain family enroll in courses to better their chances of great careers.
The Ames twins get their first starring roles as Johnny and Sonny Hagar.
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AFTERNOON
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4PM
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M*A*S*H
- Comedy, 30 min
Col. Potter introduces Mr. Aguillard, his voodoo hand puppet, to his officers and challenges
them to not be in awe of its creole pedegree.
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EVENING
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10PM
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B-Movie Critique
- Talk, 1 hr
Junior Peabody and Joe-Bob Lewellyn discuss and analyze "The Hagars of Fox Mountain".
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B-MOVIE CRITIQUE
The Hagars of Fox Mountain
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PEABODY
OK, where to start ... First let me just say that of ALL the B-movies we have been
able to review, this has to be THE WORST!
LEWELLYN
Quite agree. But, don't we say this often about these turkeys we must watch?
PEABODY
LEWELLYN
There are movies that are not good. And there are movies that are bad. And movies
that fall in the not-good to bad spectrum. We seem to always be handed the
ones on the bad end of the range.
PEABODY
I think you're right. So, should we go ahead and talk about this bad movie
or refuse to do so and demand to be tasked with reviewing movies that are not this bad?
LEWELLYN
But, how would anyone know how bad, or not good, a movie was until we, or
other reviewers, gave our opinions?
PEABODY
Yeah, I guess you're right. So we have to go ahead and review this one.
LEWELLYN
Let me give a succinct review and you can see if you agree.
PEABODY
LEWELLYN
The Hagar brothers - twins, who are about 17 years old, attempt to take courses
that, even if they pass, will get them nowhere, but will cost a significant
amount of, I assume, welfare-supplied money. We are left not knowing if
they pass or fail. Period.
PEABODY
It is depressing to think that - and, by the way, you have hit the nail on the head about
this movie - the taxpayers are left to pay for the wastefulness of supporting
such so-called educational costs. This type stuff times a million! Times a billion!
LEWELLYN
But, let's remember that this is a fictional story. Don't get too worked up.
PEABODY
It might be, but real stuff like this happens everyday, all day, everywhere. Depressing.
LEWELLYN
OK, so lets wrap up here and begin to think about our next film that we will be tasked
with reviewing: "Buckle Up, Stupid! The Cops are Looking".
PEABODY
Yes sir! I can hardly wait.
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