So, Beaver, I understand that you met a new kid in the neighborhood today. You met one too, didn't you Wally?

Gee, Dad. The new kid has a lot of toys, so to speak.

Really? What kind of toys?

He's got everything, Dad.

Yeah, Dad. Motor bikes, electric trains, go-karts, you name it and he probably has it.

Well, boys, sounds like you two were mighty impressed with his material possessions.

But June, don't you see how much fun all those things would seem to two young boys?

And the go-kart he has can go 60 miles an hour!

60?! That seems pretty ridiculous, Wally. He must have been pulling your leg.

I don't think he was kidding, Dad. I saw the black tire marks he has left zipping around his street.

But, 60?? I still think that that is almost impossible for a go-kart.

Oh Ward, don't you think you ought to go see this boy and tell him to stop spreading false tales?

Gee Dad, don't do that, please! If you did, we'd be outcasts to him. We need to keep on his good side so we can maybe use some of his stuff.

Like his go-kart, maybe?

Yes sir, like his real fast go-kart.

Do you boys think there is any possibility of him trading his go-kart to you for something he doesn't already have?

Oh Ward, you're not going to bring up that scarf you claim was once worn by Eva Braun are you?

That young boy wouldn't even know who she was, much less see the value in her old scarf.

As a matter of fact, I was not going to suggest trading that scarf. I was going to bring up the baseball glove that once belonged to Babe Ruth.

Gee Dad, you have a glove like that?!

Well, no. But he wouldn't have to know that. I have seen Babe's autograph before and I think I can duplicate it on an old glove of yours, Beaver. Go get it and let's see what it looks like.

Oh Ward, you're not going to try to trade a fraudulent piece of Americana to that young boy for his fast go-kart, are you?

No.

The boys are.

Whaaaat?! What if he does hand over that high-priced, fast go-kart and then finds out the baseball glove was a Sears kids glove? What are you gonna do then, Mr. gyp artist?!!

By then we will have traded the go-kart for something even more interesting. Oh, let's say, some late model Chrysler luxury model.

Ward Cleaver, I couldn't even sit in a car if I knew it was purchased by tricking some little boy.

Yeah, I see a LeBaron Imperial being -

A LeBaron you say?