CRF


	EARLY

3AM	THE NEXT GIG - BAND TRAVEL - Live Music Documentary, 3 hr. A snowy mid-February Soul Masters return trip home in an old International TravelAll is routine until several of the members grow impatient for heat. Even a stop at an all-night convenience store fails to restore anything but about an hour of calm. Inside booking-agency jokes and a rising sun lighten the boring miles, somewhat.

	MORNING

7AM	MR. GLICK'S MATH CLASS - Horror movie, 1 hr. A surprise back-woods savant visitor to the high school Algebra II class turns tradition on its ear when he disavows the accepted area-of-a-circle formula and claims that "pie are round, cornbread are square". When this country humor is lost on most of the class, he pulls out a machete and dares anyone to prove him wrong.

	AFTERNOON

4PM	IRVING COHEN'S KOSHER RODEO - Hebrew/Western Swine Wrestling, 2 hr. Jacob Spitzer demonstrates his patented khzirim-scrambler move.

	EVENING

10PM	FISH TALK - Angling Rhetoric, 2 hr. Don Jackson recalls the details from the first time he reeled in a 13-lb "beaut" on only 2-lb test line, a feat almost impossible to accomplish. This edition also introduces a new sponsor, "Name your Poison", a bait fluid that all but guarantees you catch something (that you then cannot eat).

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