Well, I can easily understand how this turkey never got any awards. A movie where all there is is bickering between family members in a car, on vacation, for three hours. Excruciatingly painful to sit through. But, I did think the actress who played the mom was foxey. Ooh baby!

I agree with the foxey assessment for mom, but disagree with your calling the picture painful. The kid who played the son was a bit odd. I'll give you that.

What are you talking about? The son was fairly normal, as compared to the daughter. About a dozen nose rings?! Really?

Yeah, and how 'bout the 20 minutes taken by the unending "Did so! Did not!" back and forth between son and daughter when their father wanted the kids to take sides against their mother?!

I told you, painful!

But, didn't you think that when the mom finally had had enough and yanked her top off as a final gesture of desparation, the whole act made perfect sense?

(laughs)

What?

It didn't make any sense at all. It was an abvious attempt to wake the audience up.

Didn't it wake you up?

Oh mama, did it!

You said it.

And it was funny when the dad spied the mom topless and nearly wrecked the car and ended the whole trip!

Yeah.

Anyway, that small time-slice notwithanding, this movie was beyond help.

You think?! It was not enough, foxey as mom was, to salvage this real bad, and mostly boring film.

Please be with us next time when we will discuss the cult-genre film, "Daddy Still Surfs". I think it has Lawrence Welk's great nephew in it.

Is that good?

Good?

I don't know. But it's something.

I think the "surfing" references are actually those to some type of potent men's vitamin.

Huh?