THE ATMOSPHERE IS HEAVY WITH THE ANTICIPATION OF THE LATEST REPORT FROM MCGARRETT OF THE STATE OF HIS WIDELY REGARDED MENTAL CAPABILITY TO SEE BEYOND THE PRESENT.

So, Steve, seen any good visions lately?

(smiling and utterng a slight chuckle)

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Danno. Maybe you'd prefer to be a janitor sometime soon around here? Huh?

Sorry, boss. Just trying to lighten things up.

(getting serious)

Well, as we all know, Mr. Wo Fat now has a bodyguard to keep him safe. I understand she knows martial arts like nobody you've ever seen.

Even Bruce Lee, Steve?

(perceiving the patronization)

Yes, Kono. Even Bruce Lee.

Now, this bodyguard stays to herself mostly but surfaces when her boss is in precarious situations.

Did you say this bodyguard is a she?

Yes, Danno, I did.

(to the slide man)

Put up a picture of Won Hung Lo.

A SLIDE IS SHOWN OF A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN BODYGUARD.

Whoa! Hubba, hubba! Oh yeah! I'd like to guard her body!

OK, Kono. We can all she she is a looker.

You got that right! Wowza moochie!

Wowza moochie??

Gentlemen, please try to restrain yourselves.

I have been having a premonition lately about this woman and -

I bet you have!

ALL MEN LAUGH, INCLUDING MCGARRETT.

Like I said, I have been having a premonition lately about this woman and I believe I will be able to predict her whereabouts sometime this afternoon, when Wo Fat is otherwise occupied eating a snack, and not in any danger.

Isn't anyone going to ask me: Why do we even care about her?

I was, but then, well, I didn't.

Well, I will tell you why we should care. We know Wo Fat is planning to infiltrate the Navy press corps during the highly anticipated news conference on the whereabouts of the "misplaced" nuke. I am beginning to have a strong suspicion that Won Hung Lo will also be there, in some form or fashion.

So, why can't we just seal up the room while the conference is going on? That way, we'd have her?

Not a bad idea, Chin, but there is at least one complication: when we -

ALL OF A SUDDEN MCGARRETT HOLDS HIS GROIN AREA AND RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM.

Did I just see what I think I saw?

Looks like the boss may have eaten a little too much of the "wiki wiki stew" down in the cafeteria for lunch. I know for a fact, that stuff can sneak up on you and do a real number on you. Looks like this time the number was probably two.

THE MEN YUK IT UP.

Well, as Steve's lieutenant, I say we just postpone worrying about Fat's bodyguard sneaking into the news conference and take the rest of the afternoon off. Do I hear a second?

Second.

Before we adjourn, are there any more nice slides of Won Hung Lo? Do I hear a second?

Second.