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Wednesday July 4, 2024


WEE HOURS
12AM HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PRANKS - Movie, 1 hr.
An Oklahoma City high school football team resorts to literal trick plays to achieve at least a break-even season. When Bobby Johnson fades back to pass and reaches into his hand muff and pulls out a rabbit, the distraction usually gains his team at least 12 yards.

AFTERNOON
5PM STAR TREK - Science fiction, 1 hr.
Sulu and Kirk debate the pros and cons of used anti-matter.

STAR TREK

"It Doesn't Matter!"

 

KIRK AND SULU HAVE A FEW IDLE MINUTES TO ARGUE ABOUT THE USE, BY A STARSHIP SUCH AS THE ENTERPRISE, OF ANTI-MATTER THAT COULD BE TAINTED.

KIRK

Mr. Sulu, so you are claiming that anti-matter is anti-matter, no matter - no pun intended - whether is was just created or if it was Romulan cast off material?

SPOCK CHUCKLES TO HIMSELF.

SULU

Captain, I seem to recall a time when even you were in favor of our use of anti-matter you happened upon on the fifth moon of Trayit-8. You said, and I quote, "Ah, it doesn't matter!".

SPOCK
(Becoming drawn in)

Captain, I believe Mr. Sulu is recalling the previous situation correctly. But, if I may embelish slightly, I think you also said that old anti-matter is like good woman: "They both have the energy to get it done."

KIRK
(smirking)

Spock, if you don't mind, this discussion is between Mr. Sulu and me.

SPOCK IS FEELING SCOLDED.

UHURA

Captain, if I, as a black woman, might chime in. I -

KIRK

No, Lt. Uhura. Keep out of this!

SULU

Captain, you seem to be outnumbered on the witnesses to your former statements.

KIRK

That may be. It aso maybe the case where I can - at my own discression - demote any junior officer I so choose at any time I choose, for any reason I choose.

SPOCK
(fighting laughter)

I believe, Mr. Sulu, that our Captain holds all the cards.

KIRK

You know, right before this mission, I could have taken an extended leave on Naomi. And, I'm not talking about the planet. But, nooo! I had to keep working and now be involved with this stupid argument about anti-matter.

Well, let me just say that the very next time I get the chance to take another such leave, Naomi or no Naomi, I will be taking it!

ALL BRIDGE CREW MEMBERS FEEL AWKWARD AND WISH TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

SPOCK

Captain, I was just wondering what the crew movie is going to be tonight.

KIRK

I seem to recall it is one entitled, "Rin Tin-10 Does Outter Space".

SPOCK

Interesting. Are the younger crew members allowed to watch?

 

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