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MORNING
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9:30
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BEWITCHED
- Sitcom, 30 min.
Darren demands his wife user her powers to produce a top-shelf supper for him and his buddies.
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10:30
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THE REAL McCOYS
- Sitcom, 30 min.
Luke and Kate decide Pepino needs a girlfriend and try to talk Hassie into
starting to date him. Hassie falls for, instead, the McMichael's Russian hired man,
Dimitry Plotnik, who she believes posses the power of telekinesis as it relates to
farm implements.
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AFTERNOON
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2:30
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HAWAII FIVE-0
- Drama, 1 hr.
McGarrett gets monkey rash and must be flown to Bora Bora, the only known location
of an appropriate antidote. In a parallel sub-plot, Chin Ho falls victim to a telephone
scam artist who is savvy enough to convince him that his life savings would be better off
being managed by The Bank of LeRoy.
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4PM
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I LOVE LUCY
- Comedy, 30 min.
Lucy gets wind of Ricky's plan to begin to take things less seriously.
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I LOVE LUCY
You're Kidding!
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ETHEL
That's right, Lucy. Fred heard Ricky say that he is completely tired of worrying
about every little trite thing that comes along, especially those associated
with his domestic household.
LUCY
Oh, I don't believe that! Ricky does absolutely nothing around here - his domestic
household. I do everything. If anyone was going to go the route of becoming less
stressed, it would be me!
ETHEL
Well, I wouldn't take all this too seriously, Lucy.
LUCY
ETHEL
Fred tried something similiar once when he was tired of managing this apartment
building.
LUCY
ETHEL
Believe it or not, he started to, one, get out of bed in the morning at about 11, two,
start having the tennants slip the rent checks under our door.
LUCY
ETHEL
And three, he knocked off at 2! PM!
LUCY
Did that really happen, Ethel?
ETHEL
It sure did! It did until I threatened to expose his scheme of depositing the rent checks
immediately into a short term high-yield money-market account, then, a week or so later,
move that money into the building owner's account.
LUCY
So, what's wrong with that?
ETHEL
Do you have any idea how much interest income can be rung up on this whole building's
tennants' rent money, even for one week?
LUCY
ETHEL
Let's just say it was sufficient to sock away, until I ended it, about 300 G's.
LUCY
Whaaaaat?!
If it was so lucrative, why did you end it?
ETHEL
(thinking a little harder)
Yeah, that wasn't real smart, was it?
LUCY
It was not only not real smart, it was stupid.
ETHEL
I think I just got sick of Fred laying around for all but three hours a day.
LUCY
Well, I guess I can see that.
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The material published herein is intended to be
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The resemblance between any fictitious and real person,
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