INT JAILHOUSE - DAY
MATT AND CHESTER ARE QUIETLY SITTING IN THE JAILHOUSE.
CHESTER
You know, Mr. Dillon, that feller who robbed the stage the other day - you know, the
one you got locked up back there? - he's got a terrible habbit of talking in his sleep.
MATT
(almost asleep himself)
CHESTER
The other morning, before it got light, I walked back there to empty his pot and heard
him saying things about the other gang members.
MATT
(with curiosity peaked)
CHESTER
Yeah. How they was going to come and try to bust him out of this jail.
MATT
Chester? Do you believe everything you hear? He was asleep! He didn't know what
he was saying.
CHESTER
Well, it sounded like he was telling a secret or something. He even said that
his buddies have been studying your pistol-drawing speed and have determined
that you are getting slower and slower. And that they figure any one of them could
out-draw you now.
MATT
Well, I don't know about that.
CHESTER
Well, Mr. Dillon, don't you suppose that it could be true that your reflexes
could be slowing down a tad?
MATT
Well, Chester, I suppose they could. But, don't you think I am still the fastest
draw around these parts.
CHESTER
I hope so.
But, why don't we just set up some experiment to get an average timing on your draw.
MATT
CHESTER
Well, I think we could get several men to start counting when they see your
hand move and then stop counting when you shoot. Then we take the average
of their totals to get a reference value.
MATT
But how are we going to get a time for, oh, say the guy back in the cell who might
be the one drawing against me?
CHESTER
(thinking)
... we could get him out of the cell and take him over to Doc's, making him think
we need to make sure our prisoner is healthy. We set up some reflex test for him that
is similar to drawing a pistol.
MATT
CHESTER
How about ... OK, how about pulling something out of his pocket?
MATT
CHESTER
Then we have the same several men to peep in Doc's window while he is doing that pocket test
and they could count, like they did for you.
MATT
I don't know, Chester. This all seems pretty lame. I'm not sure that type of bogus plan
ought to be associated with a high class lawman like me.
CHESTER
Hey, I'm just trying to put some meat in the argument that you are still a fast draw.
If you -
MATT
Listen, Chester. I appreciate you trying to keep my quick-draw fame alive and well, but
I think I will, when the time comes, just go out there and do my thing and see
how it goes. I will proabably still win.
CHESTER
Let me guess. If you do survive, then worry about building back up your capability?
MATT
(lost in thought)
And, anyway, it just might be that the guy back in the cell could have an unfortunate
accident tonight.
I think I saw a rattler nest out back a little while ago. Could be one of them
will slither through that big cell crack. You never know.
CHESTER
MATT
The one I'm getting ready to make.
CHESTER
Why, Mr. Dillon! You think of everything!
MATT
But, Chester, let's keep the upcoming snake accident kind of quiet for a while.
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