CRF


	EARLY

3AM	THE NEXT GIG - BAND DRESSING ROOMS - Music Makers Documentary, 2 hr. A warm, humid evening at break time at the Peppermint Lounge has the Soul Devils sitting in a dank, stinky band dressing room swapping their attire, including gig shoes, for a last-set more casual look, wondering if the crowd will later demand autographs.

	MORNING

7AM	MR. ORR'S SCIENCE CLASS - Movie, 1 hr. It's pop quiz time yet again. This morning there is one question, to see who read the book for homework: Who was the "wronged heroine"? Wrong answers are read before the class for yuks.

	AFTERNOON

4PM	NON-UPRIGHT COW MILKING - Bovine Stuff, 2 hr. Farmer Bob shows off his patented prone, nearly asleep, body attitude used in his rural Wisconsin dairy milking parlor. Sam Headley, however, goes Bob one better when he demonstrates his upside-down "speed milking" move.

	EVENING

10PM	ROADWORK TALK - Highway Dept Tales, 2 hr. Jimmy Pitts and Earl White describe numerous schemes to appear to be working hard when nothing at all is really being done. An emphasis on shovel-leaning takes center-stage as Pitts and White assume the roles of actual member of a paving crew as break-time approaches.

The material published herein is intended to be satire, parody and/or just preposterously ridiculous. The resemblance between any fictitious and real person, place or thing without satirical intent is purely coincidental.