CRF


	EARLY

3AM	LET'S MAKE A DEAL - Game Show, 30 min. Monty Hall turns a good thing on its ear when he introduces a new format for the grand prize finale. A new 27-door layout from which to try to find the best prize is unsuccessful as the odds, as calculated by the show's own statisticians, are as much as 75-to-1 that the grand prize is not awarded to anyone.

	MORNING

7AM	LET'S MAKE A DEAL - Game Show, 30 min. Monty Hall begins the second half of the show by unexpectedly attempting to mime the instructions to the studio audience contestants. Some of the audience is amused, but most of them get bored and leave.

	AFTERNOON

4PM	LET'S MAKE A DEAL - Game Show, 30 min. Monty Hall introduces Jacob Spitzer as the stand-in emcee on a night when there is a special preview in the LA area of the new Password show format. Hall is able to retire to this dressing room to observe a full four hours of his competitor's product. When awakened several hours later, he was able to report, "They have a certain sophistication we lack. I'll give them that. But, I think it's our type of pea-brained, cloddish audience members the viewers love. Really!"

	EVENING

10PM	LET'S MAKE A DEAL - Game Show, 30 min. After almost a full day of taping 'Deal shows for the upcoming Sweeps Week, Monty Hall seems a little frazzled as he hastily hands over his own wallet to the first good looking woman he spots in the audience. Later in the show, when he realizes his credit cards could be at risk, he orders the studio doors locked and every person frisked on the way out.

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