CRF


	MORNING

9:30	BEWITCHED - Sitcom, 30 min. Samantha becomes bored being married to a mere mortal and makes Darren just plain disappear. When questions are asked about Darren's whereabouts by friends and cohorts, the Rapture is most often blamed, but there are numerous other more lame excuses made.

10:30	THE REAL McCOYS - Sitcom, 30 min. Amos becomes involved with the town junkie to the extent Little Luke meets his own grampa on an after-school buy.

	AFTERNOON

2:30	HAWAII FIVE-0 - Drama, 1 hr. McGarrett gets information that Wo Fat is planning a "backwater outpost" on the big island. All available men are marshalled into action. Danno, however, questions the degree of sabotage and/or terror the ageing Fat could possibly wreak, especially since his left arm was "yanked loose" a year earlier.

4PM	I LOVE LUCY - Comedy, 30 min. Ethel has become such a liar that the Ricardos cannot rely on anything she says.

I LOVE LUCY

Bald-Faced and Proud of it

ETHEL

That's right, Lucy. Fred again heard Ricky say that he is completely tired of worrying about every little trite thing that comes along, especially those associated with his domestic household. And that's the honest truth!

LUCY

Oh sure, Ethel! I don't believe that! Ricky still does absolutely nothing around here! I still do everything. So, why are you making up this crap?

ETHEL

Well, I am trying to tell the truth always, but it's hard.

LUCY

Yeah? Why?

ETHEL

Why what?

LUCY

Why do you find it so hard to tell the truth?

ETHEL

Believe it or not, I think it all started with the stuff I ate at that fancy lunch we went to. Remember?

LUCY

I remember that one! They served that "spirit" punch?

ETHEL

Yes! After that, I found myself lying about almost everything!

LUCY

Are you lying now?

ETHEL

Probably.

LUCY

Ethel, you gotta get some medical help.

ETHEL

Already did. Got the pills this morning. They are in my purse.

LUCY

You mean you haven't taken any yet?

ETHEL

Not yet. But, who knows? Even I can't tell if I am lying or not.

LUCY

Whaaaaat?!

ETHEL

(thinking a little harder)

Yeah, that's right!

LUCY

If you did get pills, were they the little oblate spheroid-shaped ones that they talk about on TV for those who cannot tell the difference between the truth and fantasy?

ETHEL

No. They are shaped like little Eiffel towers.

LUCY

You don't say!